Hormonal Delusions

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My back is sore
my belly is cramping
and everyone is being so
fucking unreasonable
I could scream.
I am very reasonable.
I am the epitome of reasonability.
Except
It is getting hard to be reasonable
in a world that is just so
stupid.
The radio is playing that song
again
and the girl with the too-short shorts is
shouting
ohmygod there was this guy
and the fly is still stuck
in the goddamned window
and I am still stuck
in this goddamned town
and the world
is an unreasonable mess
and everyone
(but me)
is mean.