The Terrible Teddy Bear Tiff

Teddy One
and Teddy Two
had a tiff.
Teddy One
hit Teddy Two
And Teddy Two,
he threw his shoe,
even though his shoe was new,
but neither Teddy yet was through!
Teddy One said
You’re just fat!
and Two replied,
You dirty rat!
and after that…
Teddy One
and Teddy Two
were sent to bed
for being rude.
And that was the end
of the Teddy Bear Tiff
but
Teddy Two
says it’s up to you
to replace that shoe
that he threw…
He says it’s your fault,
which is almost true,
because Teddy and Teddy…
they fought over you!